December 2010
48 posts
New Years Resolution #2, #3, #4, #5, and #6...
No alcohol for 2 months!
No more smoking cigarettes
Cum Gutters! Gym 5 times a week!
Study at least 5 times a week!
Pass my Pharmacy Tech exam, Get a Job, and Save $$
“It’s frightening that my voice may one day cause my permanent silence. And...”
jeggin some jeggings
Jeggings Jipped a Jap of Jippin Jeggings!
Cunt
I’m honestly having such a good time planning out a months worth of recipes! :]
New Years Resolution #1
FINISH LEARNING AND MEMORIZING HOW TO PLAY FANTASIE IMPROMPTU BY CHOPIN!!
Borrowed Theme
I used to shine the perfect borrowed light It wasn’t mine and it was taking over night Shame traces the edges of your face Fully lit, independent of this place
Old enough to see How diamond wedding rings Has counterfeited things
I’ve been borrowed Shame on me
My muse is gone, forsaken of the theme No motto now—no cradle, no dream Bathed with a soft, embezzled light Six feet...
I'm RrrrrrrRrrrrRRRuuuined!! D:
Dentist
So I’m at the dentist… I’m hungover and there’s this girl playing with a barbie doll that’s wearing a pink burberry skirt. Its pretty cute. I think I’m gonna be here for a few hours… There’s like 15 people ahead of me. :(
Young forever! Young forever!
reemarkable asked: How's studying for Pharm Tech going?
Stupid Bitch!!
I gave my sister a violin for Christmas and she told me to return it and give her money to help pay for the phone bill… Then she left. Stupid bitch. Whatevs. Ima go take a shot of henny with my uncle.
Conversation with my Neighbor's 5 year old Foster...
Me: Lizzy what's your last name?
Lizzy: *In a whiny voice* I Dont Have a Last Name!!
Me: Can I give you a last name?
Lizzy: NO!!
Me: Your name's going to be Lizzy Lohan now okay?
Lizzy: *Screams* NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Lizzy Lohan!!
Lizzy: NOOO!!!
Nothing like playing the old La Valse d'Amelie... →
Art.
I think I’m good at conceptual art because I like to analyze and judge everything that comes within a 180 degree radius.
Kitchen Aid
I just wanted to tell the world that I, Mico Phun, the Barefoot Cuntosa, am going to buy a Kitchen Aid mixer in January and will be the self proclaimed Queen of Baking. I will make sure to the best of my abilities that no one will be able to out-bake me. Thank you.
I most definitely will need a parachute.
Because you won’t catch me when I fall.
How to pronounce ASUS →
I did it guys!! I did it!!
Ahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha…. :D
All I Want For Christmas...
montythebronty:
reeemarkable:
All I Want for Christmas…
lol this fag <3 I MISS YOU MARK!!!!!
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG QUEER!
So It Begins...
ROBOT ZOMBIE MODE. HELLO.
Watching the Pulitzer Prize winning play "Ruined"...
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Miley Cyrus taking some bong hits.
jeremyhascooties:
Holy shit.
She’s smoking Salvia btw.
Monday Night Study Schedule
I’m already 1 hour behind!! Nooo!!!
Vis158: Histories of Photography
2am: Create flashcards: Pictures, Artists, Titles, Dates.
3am: Continue making flashcards.
4am: Memorize ONLY Pictures, Artists, and Titles. Create pneumonics.
5am: Memorize ONLY Dates. Create pneumonics.
6am: Review and continue to memorize ALL Pictures, Artists, Titles, and Dates to solidify memory.
7am: Sleep!...
WatchThe fire alarm went off and woke me up. I put on my peacoat, stepped outside, looked around and said, “Oh Hell No,” Walked back inside and slammed the door.
New Years Resolution
I know this is early… But I have ONE new years resolution that I really want to go through. That is, to look at my calendar every single day and to be more organized. This whole missing deadlines and not allocating enough time to study is NOT conducive to my lifestyle. This post is TBC. To be continued.